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Escape to our Nordeast paradise for Psycho Suzi’s All-Inclusive Food & Open Bar Vacation. With space to roam on our sprawling patio and limited guests, it is like your own private island.
the all-inclusive food & open bar vacation includes:
Up to 4 drinks. Choose between any of our tiki drinks, beer, liquor, or anything else from the bar!
All-you-can-eat-without-wasting-food including: Suzi’s famous Nordeast Pizza Pies, cheese curds, tater tots, and more.
1.5 hours of good times, all for one convenient price!
A vacation for your brain. We believe that escaping to another dimension restores heavy hearts and awakens napping minds.
Plus breathtaking industrial river views from our waterfront deck.
For your safety and relaxation, we require vacation reservations. We have room for 50 of you to vacation at a time. You have up to a 1.5-hour to enjoy your food & drinks beginning at your reservation start time.
You must leave promptly at the end of your reservation time or purchase an extension.
Walk-in reservations and extensions may be available for purchase if capacity allows.
To make your vacation reservation,
purchase your Tickets to Paradise by clicking the button below.
Tickets to Paradise are non-refundable nor transferable. The All-inclusive Vacation is a rain or shine event. Please plan accordingly. The food and drink package will not be refunded or extended if you are late.
In addition to the Ticket to Paradise, all guests must purchase The All-inclusive Vacation at the door.
The All-inclusive Vacation package is the only option we offer, but for such a great deal, why would you want any other option? Please see the specific pricing by date and time below.
(retail items and gift certificates not included)
ALL-INCLUSIVE FOOD & OPEN BAR VACATION EXPERIENCE PRICING:
1.5 hour time blocks
Prices subject to change. Please refer to current pricing (listed below) based on date and time of vacation reservation
$4.99 Ticket to Paradise, Tax, and 15% service charge are additional
ALL-INCLUSIVE FOOD & OPEN BAR PRICING FOR VACATIONS AUGUST 23rd-september 5th:
Weekdays (Tues-Thurs)
- Early Bird Special: 4:15pm Seating = $29
- All other Seatings = $33.99
Weekends (Fri-Sun)
- Early Bird Special: 11:45am Seating = $29
- All other Seatings = $33.99
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Please note:
Tickets to Paradise are non-refundable nor transferable.
You have up to a 1.5-hour to enjoy your food & beverage beginning at your scheduled reservation time. You must leave on time.
No more than 6 guests to a table.
In addition to the Ticket to Paradise, all guests must purchase the All-inclusive Food and Open Bar Vacation Experience at the door.
Rain or shine experience. Please plan accordingly.
As always, we reserve the right to discontinue service to those visibly intoxicated or disruptive.
We are offering a limited food menu at this time. An open bar is available and is included in the All-inclusive experience price—Max 4 drinks per person.
Prices subject to change
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