Forsake the dreary, the dreadful, the lackluster jobs. Join the excitement known as Psycho Suzi’s Motor Lounge!
We are always looking for interesting, friendly, and funny staff to join our band of rockin’ artsters
We are taking applications for all positions, including management.
We are additionally seeking other positions, such as: social networking, graphic design, procurement, maintenance, tiki master and more. Got a skill we might need? Write it on your resume or application and maybe we’ll think we need it, too!
All Psycho Suzi’s staff enjoy:
- The benefit of working in a busy bar and restaurant filled with awesome Nordeast Minneapolis residents as well as happy out-of-towner types every day.
- Fresh Air and a Polynesian tan.
- Life-changing discounts at Psycho Suzi's & Donny Dirk's Zombie Den
- Scientfically impossible discoutns on tattooing, piercing and jewelry at Saint Sabrina's
- A sense of personal satisfaction and self-worth your parents never came close to providing
- Full use of the Psycho Suzi's employee Helicopter on days that end in Z
- Double Bonus: Folks with artsy flair, who are overflowing with creativity, will be given opportunities to utilize those skills...a lot.
SERVERS: skills and magical powers required...
- Avaiable to work 2-4 shifts per wekk.
- Must be available many/most weekends.
- Sense of humor about yourself and others.
- The ability to turn the world on with your smile.
- Keeping up with the pack in a busy bar, while still providing quality service.
- High threshold for back-to-back table service.
- Know how to fake an international accent during times of stress.
BARTENDERS: The precious possessions in your aresenal should be...
- Available to work 2-4 shifts per week.
- A cheery disposition when helping the undecided decide.
- Have at least 15 stories ready to tell about how much you don't care about sports.
- A Mary Poppins sense of cleanliness.
- Detail oriented speed bar work.
- The charm of a pirate wihtout the breath.
- A detailed knowledge of the history and nobility of the Maraschino cherry
FOOD RUNNERS/DELIVERY DRIVERS : skills & biological imperatives required...
- Librarian-like organization.
- Availability for 3-4 shifts per week. Evenings, and weekends!
- Multi-tasking skills of Ninja proportions.
- Disarming smiles that'd sooth a drunken lion.
- A sincere love for lighting Tiki torches.
- A passion for bar-stocking and beer rotation.
- The ability to drive a 20 block round trip repeatedly and make each trip feel like the first time.
LINE COOKS/PREP COOK/DISH :
- An excitement for sparkling dishware.
- Artistic sensibilities of Picasso without the perplexity.
- The determination of Thomas Edison to create perfect pizza.
- Ability to discern fresh herbs blindfolded and gagged.
- Admiration for the lowly tot of tater.
- A few Dance steps.
- Ability to swear in 4 different languages.
MANAGEMENT :
- Decision making prowess of Warren Buffet
- Better delegation skills than Bob Knight at a retarded children’s camp.
- The work ethic of a serial killer, without the anger management issues
- Belief that Sarah Silverman for President could be good
- Accountability superior to British Petroleum
Sounds like somewhere you belong? There’s only one way to find out, smarty pants. Rock-up to 2519 Marshall St NE, Minneapolis, MN 55418.
Bring yer smiling face, a sharpened pen, knowledge of your best skills, and your most successful pick-up line.
PLEASE NO PHONE CALLS OR E-MAILS. YOU WANNA WORK FOR SUZI...COME ON IN!OMOME ON IN!
2519 Marshall Street NEMinneapolis, MN 55418(612) 788-9069
Tempting thrills! Tropical libations! Haunting delights! Catch a glimpse through the magic of pho-to-rama!
